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July 22, 2014

sorellaperfratello:

EXCUSE ME BUT DID HE ACTUALLY JUST USE A LINE FROM EARLIER BLOOPERS WHAT THE FUCK

Yes. Yes he did. XD

This whole episode is hilarious, by the way.

Prussia: My milkshake brings all the boys!
Germany: TO HELL WITH YOUR MILKSHAKE!

Prussia: (Looking at a Playb*y magazine) Wow! This is a lot tamer than our stuff, but I like it!
Germany: We’re not here to steal their porn!
Prussia: She float your boat?
Germany: The buoyancy of my boat is none of your concern!

Soldier: I thought I heard two voices a moment ago. Were you talking to someone?
Germany: Uh, ja, to the porn!

Posted 1 day ago · via international-relations   6,342 notes

July 20, 2014
Hi, I was wondering if you could put one of those little voice clip thingies of aph denmark season five dub voice because everyone one is saying that it sounds weird or something and I have no idea what you're talking about because I haven't heard it. P.s I love this blog
asks jdgunter

hetahumor:

Someone actually uploaded the video. 

You can find it here. If that’s not enough I don’t mind doing the mp3 thing.

This is what he sounded like before, in case anyone wants to compare their voices.

Posted 3 days ago · via hetahumor 8 notes

Things Everyone in the Hetalia Fandom Needs to Understand:

despairinglyluckyyou:

cryingoveraphsweden:

  • The Bad Touch Trio are not pedophiles.
  • France is not a rapist.
  • Germany is not a crazy nazi who abuses Italy.
  • Netherlands is not a pedophile.
  • America and Denmark are not morons. (they’re just big, happy puppies)
  • Belarus is not psychotic.
  • None of the female countries or the nyo! countries…

Nothing about the 2P characters is canon except for their appearance.

The only 2P characters with official designs are Italy, Japan, Germany, Fem!Italy, Fem!Japan, Fem!Germany, Fem!Prussia, Fem!America, Fem!England, Fem!France, Fem!China, Fem!Russia, and Fem!Canada. That’s it. Any other 2P characters are fan made.

(Although Himaruya has posted some sketches on his blog that might be possible 2P designs for the Allies. In any case, they haven’t been confirmed as canon yet.)

The nations perceive time at a different rate than normal people. Years to us feel like only days or weeks to them, so the only really consistent relationships the nations have are with each other. As such, they aren’t likely to harbor deep, burning hatred for each other over past events. If you’ve ever read Good Omens, I imagine that their relationships are going to be similar to Aziraphale and Crowley.

(For those of you who haven’t read it, Good Omens is about an angel [Aziraphale] and a demon [Crowley] who work together in an effort to stop the apocalypse. Early in the novel, it’s explained that the two hung around together because humans came and went, and they got used to the other being the only consistent person in their lives. Also, read this book. It is hilarious and wonderful.)

Think of foreign words/phrases like salt: a little can add some flavor, but too much will ruin everything. And be careful when using Google Translate.

Remember, Himaruya has outright stated that Romano, England, and Germany are all tsundere characters. This means that Romano does not hate Spain, England does not hate America, and Germany does not hate Italy.

Also, if you prefer to pair Spain with France, America with Russia, or Italy with Japan, you do NOT have to turn Romano, England, and/or Germany into abusive assholes to justify your ship.

Anything written/drawn/stated by Himaruya is canon. Some changes were made to the series when it was adapted into an anime, and more changes were made by the English dub. If there are contradictions between different versions of the series, always go back to the webcomic, manga, or Himaruya’s notes.

For example, I’ve seen numerous people say that because Germany told Italy “Ich liebe dich” in the dub, this is PROOF that GerIta is canon. Except that is not what he said in the original version. (And, hey, I’m team GerIta all the way, but it’s important to remember this stuff.)

Do not confuse fanon for canon. There are a lot of fan theories and headcanons floating around that people sometimes confuse for being official. Italy and Romano’s hair curls are erogenous zones. They’re the only known characters with them. If you see someone claiming that all hair curls are erogenous zones, or that Austria’s mole or England’s eyebrows are erogenous zones, this is 100% fanon.

None of the characters in Hetalia are pure evil. Like history itself, they’re complex and complicated.

Remember, you can read scanlations of the webcomic here for free, scanlations for the published manga can be found here, and an English mirror of Himaruya’s blog is here. Those three sites will give you everything that is canon in the Hetalia universe.

Posted 3 days ago · via hetalia-answers   1,199 notes

July 19, 2014
beeub:

I was watching TV and I shit brick

beeub:

I was watching TV and I shit brick

Posted 5 days ago · via international-relations   3,561 notes

July 18, 2014

shy-germany:

So, I just read that Himaruya STATED that Italy has no feelings for Germany and Germany just “got over” his feelings for Italy? I doubt the accuracy of this YouTube comment, but has this actually been stated?

Himaruya has not stated anything about the exact nature of Italy’s feelings towards Germany. Here is an English mirror of his blog (original is here if you’re interested) if you want to read it. Also, I’d like to point out that if Himaruya really did say that Italy had no romantic feelings for Germany, the fandom would have exploded.

When it comes down to it, Himaruya is a great big tease when it comes to pairings (not just GerIta). So if someone makes a statement like that without giving a source, don’t take it too seriously.

I think this comment might have been prompted by the episodes that featured the Buon San Valentino plot in season five. At the end of the second episode, Austria comments that it took a week for Germany’s misunderstanding (about Ialy’s feelings towards him) to clear up. Please note that this is only in the anime. The original webcomic did not end that way.

So, yeah. Himaruya did not say that Italy has no feelings for Germany. The original webcomic ends with a cliffhanger that has yet to be resolved, and the anime probably threw in that last line to give the story some sort of ending.

Posted 5 days ago · via shy-germany 8 notes

ask-ottomans:

actual 5 yo turkey

Posted 5 days ago · via ask-ottomans 611 notes

where can you watch the new hetalia dub??

fandomstuckouranhshc:

ive been seeing things for it and i cant find it anywhere?? help

The DVDs aren’t available in stores yet, but anyone who pre-ordered them through Right Stuf has them, because Right Stuf ships their orders out a bit early. (Which is why I always pre-order through them; I like getting the DVDs as soon as I possibly can.) If you didn’t pre-order, you’ll have to wait until July 22 to get a copy.

Posted 5 days ago · via fandomstuckouranhshc 7 notes

July 17, 2014

herakleskarpusi:

Hetalia Season Five Bloopers!

Posted 6 days ago · via international-relations   8,622 notes

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I just couldn’t resist, so I watched the bloopers first. Patrick Seitz never fails at making me laugh:

"Oh, right in the erogenous zone!"

"Jawohl! We’ll interview all activities, but not the Model UN because that would just be too meta!"

"He’s making babies with ze pick-pocket!"

"To put it simply, Italy’s films are a chaotic bombardment of various entrails and naked women. And pixelated butthole."

"What is this Scheiße? All the features I need to succeed are behind a frickin’ paywall!"

"I AM GOING TO EAT THAT FUCKING CAT!"

"Well, check out my Teutonic Knight."

"Ja, he annoys the Scheiße out of me, but he can be fun to be around too. Maybe. Und, if I’m being honest, he does have that pert little ass."

"I asked them to make it into a tomato shape. It goes around your dong to keep you hard."

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Posted 1 week ago 7 notes

Look what I just got in the mail!!!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

Look what I just got in the mail!!!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

Posted 1 week ago 2 notes

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